Fake’s Tank

I’m going through older press releases and I was wondering if an event I needed to talk about had already started. Because I trust Google to anything for me, I searched for “Portland, Oregon time” and got this :

Totally awesome.

Now, I know I could be posting this news because there’s still 2 hours left before the show starts… but I know people don’t care about what I need to report so I just won’t be doing anything about it.